10 funny quotes about family
In honor of National Work and Family Month, here are my favourite 10 quotes about family. Enjoy!
1. My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she said.~Author Unknown
2. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.~Lane Olinghouse
3. By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.~Charles Wadsworth
4. The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.~Robert Brault
5. Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.~Amy Li
6. Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.~Pam Brown
7. The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.~Winston Pendelton
8. A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.~Author Unknown
9. A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.~Erma Bombeck
10. There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.~Jerry Seinfeld
Find more great quotes about family, relationships, and siblings at http://www.quotegarden.com.
Your turn!
What is your favourite quote about family? Please share by leaving a comment.
Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts. ~Author Unknown
Funny post – perfect for Sunday afternoon
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Haha, very cool… Thanks!
love them
#2 is my favorite.
it is right, when you look comfortable or the kids have the idea that you are enjoying what you are doing, they come over and interrupt.
my favorite quote is one of a friend.
she uses to say
“no matter how ill you are (as mother) there will be somebody in the family who suffers worse”
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That’s so wonderful, helen! Thanks for sharing.
hahaha… all the quotes are funny. Number 9 i like most.Thanks for sharing.
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These were great. Loved #2 the best.
Thanks, Family Guy! #2 is a pretty funny one indeed!
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Lol……they were awesome.thanks for the funniest post ever
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